in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
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i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
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